if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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