I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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