i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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