If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
cat food counts as protein by the way
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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