Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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