so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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