trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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