fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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