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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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