I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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