I just cut my nipple shaving
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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