Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
my liver is dry heaving
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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