you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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