all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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