do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Randomize
