its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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