5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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