Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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