you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Randomize
