Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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