Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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