i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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