I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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