I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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