I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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