What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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