i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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