She is in my trunk
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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