i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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