ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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