Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's blow job season.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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