I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
This baby is an asshole
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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