i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
You pole danced in your parka.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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