love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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