I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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