i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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