Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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