I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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