walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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