just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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