she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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