I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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