yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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