I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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