I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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