so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I just found puke in my bra..
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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