I showed him my bush... on skype.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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