How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I currently don't understand fingers.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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