if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
she pinky promised me she was 18
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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