So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
